Tree Hugging? ***

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Just had myself a bit of a cuddle with a Chritopher Pine**...not bad... a little prickly, but I am told that that is to be expected from that breed of tree...I don't think I'll continue the relationship though... It was more of a trial relationship for me anyway since I am NOT into the whole tree hugger bit.

So stop asking...that's right, I'm talking to you... you know who you are....

***Disclaimer: No that is NOT a picture of me...I happen to be much more attractive....for a midget...

**No I don't even know if that type of tree exists so don't email me to tell me that I am a loser because "Christopher Pine" is not a real tree type thing... I don't care. NO, not even a little.