Top 10 Sites that People Mistake for Mine

10) http://www.soulmusic.com/augustnews.htm

9) http://www.lsus.edu/ba/alumni/alumni_details.asp?ID=12

8 - 5 were all of "questionable content" which I, as a classy young lady, refuse to post

4) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachelle_Waterman/GoogleArchive

3) http://www.rachelleb.com/001319.html

2) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochelle,_Rochelle

1) http://blogs.warpedworld.org/rachelle/archives/2004_08.html

No, G, I don't think I am fat, nor do I intend to get lyposuction and, no, I am not going to permanently straighten my hair (sorry, SPMG - there you made the blog...twice!! That'll be $2.50)